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Limited edition postparty crackersOrder by 15 December for Christmas

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B( . )( . )B Balm Christmas Cracker – Deck the Jugs

50,000+ mamas OHbaby! Gold + Silver 2024 2026 Finalist
Limited edition: only 1,000 made!!

Give the gift of a supported postpartum… and some very happy nipples.

Our B( . )( . )B Balm, your Bedside Wingwoman, all wrapped up for Christmas in a limited edition Viva cracker. Pink, starry and stripy on the outside, a total MVP on the inside.

Through middle-of-the-night feeds, cluster-feeding marathons and early-morning let-downs, she’s on standby to soothe dry or tender nipples. Packed with natural botanicals, she’s baby-safe and mama-friendly!

No wrapping paper, no fuss. The festive packaging is on us!! Pop it in her stocking, under the tree or on the baby shower table, and let the postparty begin.

What’s inside: 1 x B( . )( . )B Balm in a limited edition Viva La Vulva Christmas cracker gift box.
Perfect for: pregnant friends, new mamas, baby showers and anyone about to start their feeding journey.
Christmas delivery: order by 15 December for Christmas delivery.

Who's it for?

The pregnant friend

The gift she'll thank you for after birth.

The baby shower

Already wrapped. Just turn up!

The new mama

For those early feeding days.

What's inside

1 x B( . )( . )B Balm tucked inside a limited edition Viva La Vulva Christmas cracker gift box. No wrapping needed!!

Heads up: these are gift boxes shaped like crackers, not snap-and-pull crackers. Just unwrap and enjoy!

How to use

Smooth a little B( . )( . )B Balm onto dry or tender nipples after feeds. Baby-safe and mama-friendly!

Gifting it?

The cracker IS the gift wrap, so it's ready to pop under the tree, in a stocking or on the baby shower table.

Want it sent straight to her? Just pop her address in at checkout and add a gift note.

Christmas delivery

Last orders for Christmas delivery: 15 December. Rural addresses can take a little longer, so get in early!!

Free shipping on NZ orders over $149.

  • Gift-ready packaging
  • Natural ingredients
  • Only tested on human mamas
  • Mama and babe safe
  • Limited edition

Complete the postparty

Grab one, or both and save with the Duo.
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    B( . )( . )B Balm Christmas Cracker – Deck the Jugs

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    The Postparty Cracker Duo – Christmas Gift Set

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